Godly Lip Service

Which is worse, me photoshopping a turd onto a cross replacing Christ or all these fucks who go to church only on Easter and Christmas? Is intentional or unintentional blasphemy worse? If I were the head of a religion I think I would find people who pretended to agree with me when it was convenient […]

Where I am from, other than making it a bitch to finish junior high, the worst part of being pregnant has got to be cutting back to just one pack a day.