Pooping To The Choir

How fucking stupid does it take to be illiterate? It’s like never learning how to shit. Blind people can read for fuck’s sake. Illiteracy is a lot like getting hit by a train—you actually have to go out of your way to do so. Oh everyone pretends it’s a tragedy and is sympathetic to illiterates/train […]

I'm not proud of it, but I once beat a man to death with his own rectum.