porkjerky plogFor My Own Good
An abusive turd was in my patootie A bad relationship, me and that doodie It scratched, scraped and clawed I grimaced and bawled It said it only did that cause it loved me.
Romantic Verse Gone Wrong
A girl once had her mouth on my junk Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk Before I could say, ‘Get out of the way!’ She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk
Ballad Of The Brown Eye
There once was a huge turd in my rear Little brown bitch was going nowhere I got super pissed Grabbed it with my fist Pulled liked hell….until I felt a tear
