Opening Day

Message to the Team Porkjerky.com Shitters (you know who you are): Oh yeah, it’s a good day to be pounding some porcelain. Let’s put in a good workout today team. I know I know, I like to jump ass first onto the toilet like everyone else, but we need to properly warm up. I don’t […]

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.