The Ole Turd Defense

I wonder if there has ever been a murder investigation that required the cops to do some CSI analysis on a turd to see how long it had been sitting around in a shitter decomposing. I turded around 5 today, had to run some errands and forgot about this little bastard sitting in my crapper […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.