Romantic Verse Gone Wrong

A girl once had her mouth on my junk Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk     Before I could say,     ‘Get out of the way!’ She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk

Fucking Shit

Baby, we’ve been together 6 wonderful years now. We know and love each others’ families. We click on so many levels. You have always been there for me and I have always been there for you. Now, I am a little nervous asking this, but I think our relationship has gotten to the point where […]

Call me a romantic, but you always remember the first girl that gives you crabs.