Coach’s Corner

Team Porkjerky.com Shitters Dear lord, we ask that you watch over everyone shitting today. Please save us all from anal fissures, rectal tears, prolapsed ani and any other injury that the devil will try to throw at us. For your glory we crap. Amen. Now lets get out there and put on a shitting clinic. […]

It may be fat, unkempt, misshapened and attached to mentally retarded chicks with low self-esteem, but I can pull me some pussy.