Life’s Crappy Theater

I will beat the sight out of the next deaf motherfucker who wants me to buy some crappy flower because he thinks his deaf ass can’t work. Then they will experience a real handicap. Today was like the 3rd time that’s happened to me—and with a different mute each time. I am eating lunch and […]

Screw STEM, we need to get more women into Elvis and Cher impersonation. The gender gap in those industries makes Kaitlyn Jenner want to puke on her own dick.