Rhyming Household Tip

If a cat keeps filling your yard with poo, Here’s a trick Martha Stewart won’t teach you;   He can keep on licking,   But closed tight, its sticking Cats’ assholes are no match for super glue

You can't crap any more without turning around and seeing a turd with 2 american flags sticking out of it. All this kitschy, pretentious pseudo-patriotism makes my rectum seep.