Rhyming Household Tip

If a cat keeps filling your yard with poo, Here’s a trick Martha Stewart won’t teach you;   He can keep on licking,   But closed tight, its sticking Cats’ assholes are no match for super glue

A Toast To Your Cummupance: May you live a long life...
...so you can see your children and their children die of AIDS,
your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
but retain your mental faculties so you can witness it all.
Hear hear, to your long life