Oh The Places You Will Shit

Allocation Of My Shit By State For 2009 Like an Electoral College map on election night, this is just a projection. Of shit. I still owe you one turd in 2009, but through complex statistical polling, I project that this year’s last turd will will be awarded to the state of Kansas. The map above […]

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