The World’s Most Beautiful Turd

I love people who complain about how things that have made life easier and better screwed up and worked just like they were suppose to. They get mad because a piece of technology that is programmed to respond in the exact same way every time, responded in the exact same way it does every time. […]

Ladies, not that you need one, but here's a surefire way to start a fight: "Do these pants make my tits look fat?"