The World’s Most Beautiful Turd

I love people who complain about how things that have made life easier and better screwed up and worked just like they were suppose to. They get mad because a piece of technology that is programmed to respond in the exact same way every time, responded in the exact same way it does every time. […]

If god didn’t want us to laugh at the suffering of others, then why’d he make other people’s pain so enjoyable?