My Achy Breaky Heart

It’s a sad, sad day in the world of shit today. We all knew it was coming though, so its not that big of a surprise. But still, its never easy. It pains me to bring myself to say this, but within forty-five minutes I only heard Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus 7 […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.