Lyrics To A Simpler Time

In my teens, I once crapped in a paper bag The ingredients of a great prank I had     Toss, burn, smear, and/or bake     A choice I couldn’t make And, that’s why, today, my attic smells so bad.

How fucking stupid does it take to be illiterate? Blind people can read for fuck's sake. It's like never learning how to walk.