Just My Luck

I thought that was just another of my grandfather’s boring WWII sayings. Like, ‘as the crow flies’ or ‘pert-near’ or ‘and if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops’ or ‘built like a brick shit house’ or ‘tell anyone what I made you do and I will fucking kill you. […]

After you climb that ethical mountain, do some philosophical reflection, search your soul and give yourself the moral rationalization to have your first abortion; the hardest parts about having abortions 2 and later are scheduling conflicts and price comparisons.