Polyanusism

I would much rather have 5 assholes than 2 appendices. Come on that’s a no brainer. 1.   An appendix is gut candy, belly dressing. It does nothing. B.   Strike that, it does do something and it’s a bad thing. The only confirmed purpose it serves is to get infected and threaten your life. […]

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