Revenge, Best Served Steaming

I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit     I crapped in my hand     Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.

They can put a man on the Moon and a vagina on a man, but they can't cure the common cold. Then again, they still haven't put a vagina on the Moon, so I guess there's a couple more steps to go.