Revenge, Best Served Steaming

I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit     I crapped in my hand     Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.

Oh, you starry-eyed, naive piece of hippie shit. Rights aren't guaranteed or protected or unalienable and they certainly can't be defended for future use or for someone else. Rights are asserted.