The 500 Mile Per Hour Crap

I hate planes, but don’t have a fear to fly It’s the constant stream of fucks who pass by     Couldn’t crap at the hub     Now They’re joining the club Everyone wants to shit a mile high.

When I'm president I'm going to make it a law that everyone learn that the executive branch doesn't make laws. Provided of course a bill authorizing me to make that law gets introduced in the legislature, passed by both houses and delivered to me for my signature. On second thought, I'll just make it an executive order.