Crisis Averted, Again

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January 9, 2009

You guys ever… have you ever after your done clogging the porcelain like jumped up real fast, yank up your pants, shorts, your what have you and then zipped up real fast and caught the tip of your… you know in the zipper? Have you have you done that? I never have, sounds like it […]

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