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So Shitty, Its Awesome
Today, I am taking a break from writing about things that I hate because they are so shitty and I am instead writing about something I love because it’s so shitty. First, a metaphor, possibly a simile (I forget the difference–and don’t give a shit). I once worked with a gay guy who constantly sang […]
Kiss My F-ing A, S-Eater
Jesus H. Cocksucking Fuck Christ Almighty Cunt Piss Whore. Why are people allowed to post uncensored comments on the internet. And by ‘uncensored’ I mean, checked for retardation. I am all for cursing, in fact I get offended when people pull this ‘I am cursing without using curse words’ bullshit. When you use ‘effing’, ‘s’, […]
A Turd Is A Turd Is A Turd
Oh look, January 20, 2009, let’s celebrate this new turd. Take to the streets. Sing a song. Wave a flag. Oh god bless this new turd. Its going to make our whites whiter, our brights brighter, help us lose 20 lbs without watching what we eat, increase our closet space by 200% and cook an […]
Crisis Averted, Again
You guys ever… have you ever after your done clogging the porcelain like jumped up real fast, yank up your pants, shorts, your what have you and then zipped up real fast and caught the tip of your… you know in the zipper? Have you have you done that? I never have, sounds like it […]
