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Shit Eating Morals
Do PETA fucks just learn to live with the clap? Penicillin itself is derived from fungi, which makes it ok for them to ingest. But syphilis is alive. A virus is a living thing too, they can’t in good conscience kill syphilis can they? Even if its killing them, right? Like fur, meat and leather, […]
Logical Destiny
It’s amazing the decisions people don’t know they make. Namely the decision they make to not explicitly make decisions. I think most people live their life in the Forrest Gump method—just floating through like a leaf in the wind. Wherever life takes them is where they go. No need to try and direct it, maybe […]
Ad Bukkake
I am pretty sure humans can communicate via telepathy. Based on all the great things to come out of their extensive experimentation and dissection of Jews, the Germans had to have a good theoretical understanding and some limited implementations of it in the 1940’s. Then Bell Labs must have come along and perfected it in […]
One Giant Circlejerk For Mankind
No man, or woman for that matter, has walked on the moon or any other celestial body other than Earth in my lifetime. Breath that in, digest it, mull it over, roll it in a tortilla, sprinkle it with some cinnamon, batter it in cake mix, deep fry it, cover it with powder sugar, glaze […]
But Seriously Folks…
My friends, I would like to take just one post out of this shitty plog to talk to you about something serious. Something that affects nearly all of us; a scourge on this country that we must finally confront. In these trying times it’s on the forefront of all our minds. Something we have been […]
My External Genitalia Can Kiss My Ass
I really need to bring a book into the bathroom. Or remember to grab the remote. Or maybe bring a sandwich in there with me. Everytime I shit and get bored, like any normal person would, I start gazing admiringly at my amazing cock. Then I just end up getting pissed. First circumcision, now this. […]
Squatting, The Morally Shitty Kind
In domain squatting, like anything in the real world, you can’t take on big business. If they were still available and you somehow beat Coke to coke.com, ford to ford.com or The National Arbor Day Foundation Assholes to arborday.org, you wouldn’t make a cent. You’d probably lose money on the deal. But you can squat […]
Internet Economics: Supply, Demand & Assholes
Is there a lower form of life than domain squatters? Homeless, war criminals, hepatitis infected meth whores, MBA students, vegans, chiropractors, and pedophiles don’t really hurt anybody. Yes, they are all disgusting waste of humanity who contributes nothing to society (hey, who does?), but they aren’t crapping up the internet like domain squatters do. For […]
It’s Not Electric, Boogie Woogie Woogie
Bad news everyone, I live in the fucking 3rd world. Flies are walking all over my face and I am either too lazy to swat them away or maybe I don’t notice them or maybe with all my fucking problems flies on my face don’t even register as an issue. My stomach is distended from […]
Happy Juneteenth
Happy Juneteenth everyone. What a fucking retarded, stupid, dumbass, shit-sucking, idiotic, truly American holiday. This is right up there with the plaque in Topeka that celebrates Brown vs. Board Of Education, the 1965 Voting Rights Act, Dr. Martin Luther King Boulevard in Memphis and every time someone congratulates a fat dumbfuck for dropping a little […]
