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Good Shit
Look at that. That’s some mighty fine shitting my friends. That turd’s going up on my refrigerator. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does its something special. I am a simple man who can appreciate the simple things in life. People always love to whine about their bad luck and always bitch about things […]
Wide Load
As I pinched off today’s loaf, I was watching another boring Discovery Channel documentary on some animal that did something that everyone knows about. Something like the male emperor penguin incubates the egg or male salmon get all ugly when they swim up stream or crocodiles can run fast or Tyra Banks is a crazy […]
Deep Shit
If our crap tasted like cinnamon, we would eat less cinnamon or more shit?
