I Am A Sell Out Whore

Things Blogs Suck For $200 Please

Son of a retarded rapist, blogs suck my unwiped ass. I spent most of today trying to whore out my plog: submitting it to blog indexes, setting up links that notify certain services when I make a new post, sending out spam and a whole bunch of other boring shit so that I can successfully […]

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This is a sample post of the figurative and literal shit I will be posting on my plog. Thats right, starting on January 1, 2009 I will begin my poop log and chronicle my craps, providing you and tens of others with seconds upon seconds of lowest common denominator entertainment. Trust me, you stupid fucks […]

Everytime I see a balding, 500 lb piece of shit with eczema eating Cinnabon, smoking a cigarette and hobbling in line outside GameStop to get the latest WOW expansion; I just can't stop thinking to myself, 'That, came out of someone's vagina'.