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Self-Fulfilling Shitty Blog Post, Deux
Sorry its been so long since I last posted, but like I said, I just don’t shit on Saturdays. Maybe I was raised wrong, maybe I’m just not living up to my full shitting potential, maybe gorging on Velveeta smothered porterhouses every Friday isn’t such a great gastronomical decision. Who knows. What I do know, […]
Rapetacular Blog Award
Its time, because I fucking feel like it, for another When I Fucking Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award. Todays shitty blog, The False Rape Society, is shitty in a new, bad way. Bad as in not funny. Most past winners covered topics that were shitty (Texas AIDS, Depressed Single Mother, fat kids) in a […]
The Payoff
Holy balls of chocolate covered cum I am witty. A blog post about blog posts that talk about the trouble with blogging that is interrupted because I had trouble blogging. Then I follow it up with a blog post about the trouble I am having writing my post about blogs writing posts about having trouble […]
Genius In The Works
Sorry, something fucked up with the end of the last post, I will fix it in a minute.
Shitty Cliched Blog Post
A very insightful, witty, huged-cocked, intelligent, gratuitously and unironically modest person (I mentioned huged-cocked and gorgeous, right) raised a very uninsightful question about blogs on mine the other day: How many fucking blog posts exists devoted solely to peoples’ troubles with blogging? Its like; no fuck you, there’s no simile needed. If you can’t see […]
Shitacular Blog Award
Clench your sphincters shut, slap on another rubber and think twice about raping that marmoset at the Austin Zoo. Thanks to today’s winner of the Porkjerky.com Random Time Interval Shitty Blog Award, I now know of another strain of a popular disease that’s going to kill us all. It’s a disease that the mainstream media […]
The Second Derivative Of Shitty Blogging
Fuck whore piss cunt turd ass booger shit. What a fucking wasteland. The web was supposed to give rise to all our great potential as individuals. It was to give everyone a voice, to connect great minds and to let us collaborate upon our great ideas. Turns out though, that its a shouting game where […]
More Shitty Blog Awards
Now, I may be misremembering my teenage years, but I am pretty confident that at 16 I didn’t need to learn how to not fuck. I had that down to a fucking science, so to speak. And I was good at it too. Everywhere I went, I wasn’t fucking. But it wasn’t for lack of […]
#2 (as in ‘shit’) Winning Blog #2 (as in ‘second’)
It with great pride and regret I announce the second receipent of my ‘Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award’. Once you read the title you will know that it is, without a doubt, deserving of this award. However, I will still drone on afterward belaboring my case. And the winner is: […]
My Word Is Gold, Your’s Is Shit
Why I never. 2 days ago I upheld my end of a link exchange bargain by linking to allsitedirectory.com. I wrote a nice post explaining why everyone associated with their organization and in fact, their industry, (sic) should do the world a favor to the world and commit mass suicide or at least mutilate their […]
