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Google Leech
I figured my nuts had healed enough, so I decided to slam them in the internet once again. I had an idea for what would be an excellent shitty blog and wanted to see if it existed. My theory is that any crappy idea for a shitty blog that I can dream up, odds are […]
Blogger Jihad
There are so many similarities: No cure, a consequence of being gay, sent here by god as a punishment for mankind’s sins. And now I just found another one. Like AIDS, no one can identify a definitive starting point for blogging. I had the ammonia nitrate all packed. I disassembled my kitchen timer to make […]
Ass Deep In Team Bullshit
Jesus H. god damn fucking christ lord almighty cunt fuck shit piss whore. Now, I know I say that a lot, but this time I literally mean it. And when I literally say ‘literally’, I literally mean ‘literally’. Literally. Jesus H. god damn fucking christ lord almighty cunt fuck shit piss whore. Last week I […]
Another Award Winning Shitty Blog
How far do you think the average person is away from a weather forecast? 15 seconds tops? Right? And that’s including all the Amazon, African and Micronesian tribes that think the weather can be manipulated by their deceased ancestors if cajoled properly with a disemboweled goat. And anyone else, like poor people, old people and […]
Building A Better Money Trap
Here’s what I mean: Some fat cunt’s blogfomercial. It’s a one page site, made to look like a blog. Well technically it is a blog, except for the one page thing and set up for the sole purpose of selling bullshit. This is how humanity is spending its time? Setting up these shitty sites, spamming […]
Humankind Strikes Again
Shit cunt piss whore fuck. Its like the internet has turned into a sadistic Twilight Zone episode. This ‘internet’, as it is fondly known, was to bring the power of the media to the common man. It allowed ever single person to craft their own message and send it out it to the world as […]
The Real Swine Flu Epidemic
I hate to keep raping a dead horse, but I just stumbled upon something terrifying about swine flu. Its growth rate is alarming, look at these numbers: 3 years ago: 3 cases 1 year ago: 62 cases 1 month ago: 1,634 cases 1 week ago: 10,278 cases 1 day ago: […]
A Representative Blog
Congratulations John Rigby, Connecticut’s 63rd Assembly District Representative. Your blog is such an awesomely shitty blog, it should be put on display in the Smithsonian so that the American people can come and learn from it for generations to come. It’s a national treasure and a testament to our politicians’ abilities to follow through. Grab […]
89th Post Spectacular
Not just hell yeah, hell fuck yeah. Today is my 89th blog post spectacular. I’m letting it all hang out, having a celebratory crap and patting my self on the back. A lot of you fucks thought I was full of shit just figuratively, pooh-poohing on my dream of cataloging all my crap in 2009. […]
Shitty Blog Award, Number Something Or Other
Yesterday, after my vocabulary was expanded, I spent the day trying to think of phrases so that I could use my new favorite word everyday for the rest of my life. Don’t have a labiaplasty man. This is as awkward as foreskin at a labiaplasty. Labiaplastastic! …so, I pumped her twice and gave her a […]
