Painful Poopy Poetry

Ouchie Poo

A piece of shit was once in my ass

A turd I thought I would never pass

    scratched the length of my gut,

    tons of blood out my butt

When did I swallow a piece of glass?

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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If special olympians didn't want to be made fun of so much, then they shouldn't have been born retarded. It's a medical fact.