Painful Poopy Poetry

Ouchie Poo

A piece of shit was once in my ass

A turd I thought I would never pass

    scratched the length of my gut,

    tons of blood out my butt

When did I swallow a piece of glass?

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I find it disgusting that all epithets for black people are off limits. That itself is racist. So, with great pride I am offering the world a politically correct derogatory term for blacks: "N-worders". If you must, "N-worder Americans".