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My aunt burned through 3 livers in her lifetime. I know a couple people who got recycled kidneys. I know a guy who knows a guy who got a cornea transplant. Saw a Discovery channel program about a baby who got a new liver, pancreas and kidney. John Wayne Bobbit got his cock cut off and put back on. They can also reattach severed feet and hands.
So what about a new asshole? There’s 6 billion people in the world, I’m certain at a few people have completely shot shitters. Like the Goatse.cx guy or a reamed out anal porn star or a Vet who got his shot off/up in Iraq or or a vain prick who just wants a newer model or just some guy who wants to get rid of the body part that brings back all those horrible prison memories.
Can they do that?
I’m a charitable guy, I’ve taken care of mine; I’d be willing to pay it forward by amending my organ donor card and write-in, ‘Asshole’ if it would benefit someone in need after I no longer have a use for it. When it comes to my asshole, that’s just how I roll.
Physicians are lopping off tits, shoving saline in there to make them bigger. Surgeons are sucking the fat out of lazy fucks’ asses, thighs and bellies. Doctors are cutting chicks cunts up to make them prettier for christ’s sake. I am sure there has to be at least one opportunistic M.D. who saw profit in transplanting assholes and decided to give it a try.
My only hope is that it truly is like a major organ transplant and there’s a chance that the transplanted organ won’t be accept the new body its being transplanted too.
Sorry ma’am, your husband didn’t make it. We thought it was a perfect match, but in the end, the asshole rejected him.
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