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A Representative Blog

Congratulations John Rigby, Connecticut’s 63rd Assembly District Representative. Your blog is such an awesomely shitty blog, it should be put on display in the Smithsonian so that the American people can come and learn from it for generations to come. It’s a national treasure and a testament to our politicians’ abilities to follow through.

Grab a pen and paper kids, because its time to take some notes on how to do a blog right. First, foremost and really, the only step you need to take for creating an excellent blog like Representative Rigby’s, is to set the damn thing up.

That’s it, you’re done. No need to post, no need to add any content or do anything else after that. Follow John’s shining example: set up a basic blog, ask people to forgive your laziness about not doing anything with it and never do a god damn thing with it.

Don’t take my word for it, check it out yourself. Now, I am probably breaking some copyright laws, but I am going to re-type every original piece of information he added to his blog, verbatim.

Ready? Here goes:

106 characters. 16 words. 1 empty promise. That’s all he added to his blog and then walked away from it. The people of Barkhamsted, Canaan, Colebrook, Hartland, Norfolk, North Canaan and Winchester chose a winner to be their voice.

Again, congratulations and god bless you State Representative Rigby. You’re everything I expected from a politician, and for meeting those amazingly low expectations, you win the Porkjerky.com Undetermined Timeframe Shitty Blog Award.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.