Lyrics To A Simpler Time

The Jokes On Me

In my teens, I once crapped in a paper bag

The ingredients of a great prank I had

    Toss, burn, smear, and/or bake

    A choice I couldn’t make

And, that’s why, today, my attic smells so bad.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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A Toast To Your Cummupance: May you live a long life...
...so you can see your children and their children die of AIDS,
your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
but retain your mental faculties so you can witness it all.
Hear hear, to your long life