porkjerky plog89th Post Spectacular
Not just hell yeah, hell fuck yeah. Today is my 89th blog post spectacular. I’m letting it all hang out, having a celebratory crap and patting my self on the back.
A lot of you fucks thought I was full of shit just figuratively, pooh-poohing on my dream of cataloging all my crap in 2009. Saying my eyes are bigger than my asshole and I would never come close.
Well guess what bitchnuts? I am full of shit literally and you guys are looking pretty dumb right about now. No hard feelings though, stop on by and have a cup of my special celebration punch. It reeks of success.
In all fairness though, you really have to admit I put my asshole where my mouth is and come through thus far.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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