For My Own Good

Love Hurts

An abusive turd was in my patootie

A bad relationship, me and that doodie

    It scratched, scraped and clawed

    I grimaced and bawled

It said it only did that cause it loved me.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I'm not proud of it, but I once beat a man to death with his own rectum.