Ballad Of The Brown Eye

Another Crappy Poem

There once was a huge turd in my rear

Little brown bitch was going nowhere

    I got super pissed

    Grabbed it with my fist

Pulled liked hell….until I felt a tear

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Black eyes, cigarette burns, broken bones, born addicted to crack, white supremacy tattoos: None of those come close to signaling that you're a horrible parent like having a fat kid.