porkjerky plogIllogical Logic
As I was pounding out today’s loaf, I looked down and realized that my cock is an excellent case study in the sheer awesomeness of our government. First and foremost, I am not one of those idiots who think of myself a genius because I can point out logical flaws in the application of our government. I am a genius because I know applying logic to a system that has shown itself to not follow logic, is not logical.
Time and again, our government demonstrates that it doesn’t employ logic, so if you are one of those fucks who takes one set of laws and uses logic to show that another set of laws is ridiculous—then you’re a dumbfuck and impressing no one.
You know who I am talking about. These dickshafts who think they are rocket scientists when they tell you how marijuana should not be illegal by comparing it to legal drugs like tobacco and alcohol or the cum-eaters who brilliantly argue why states who have no helmet laws shouldn’t have seat belt laws either. You’re not a smart for pointing that stuff out, quite the opposite; you’re a fucking idiot because you can’t see laws aren’t based on logic. Stop trying to apply it.
Which brings me to my cock. While I do find some laws simply ludicrous, often redundant and more often contradictory to other laws—I don’t get worked up into a tizzy—I simply enjoy it.
When I was hours old I had a piece of my cock cut off—as do millions of boys each year–I was circumcised. Within a week of that I had a bath and as I was being dried off I got my picture taken—with my monstrous baby cock in full view and its full glory.
Here’s the great part, as much as I would like to show you that picture and let you see the physical evidence of how much pain I surely had to go through (the scar I have now, wasn’t a scar then, it wasn’t fully healed), I can’t because its illegal for me to do so. By today’s protect the children laws, that’s kiddie porn and I would be a distributor.
Simply awesome. My parents are free to have some guy chop a piece of my baby cock off and take a picture of it. But 35 years later if I want show someone that picture as evidence of my pain its illegal. It doesn’t matter at all that the baby in the photo is me, it doesn’t matter that my intent is to demonstrate my pain not provide jerk-off materials to the world, it’s still illegal.
Fucking sweet. See, I am not worked up. Not asking you to contact your congressional representative to change the law so I can show you my baby cock. I am just enjoying the retarded system we have.
I mean really, that’s the only purpose all things retarded serve. Whether its stupid laws or Special Olympians, their only redeeming value to society is our entertainment.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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I promptly wrote to my congressional representatives to remedy this miscarriage of justice. I for one am eager for the opportunity to see your scab-ridden baby-tortured penis. My parents never even bothered to take a picture after I was mutilated so perhaps, if you are big enough, I can pretend it is me and start the emotional healing.
Cheers