Medical Fact: A Toilet Can Never Be Clean

The color of the water in the picture is not my doing, its the chick who takes my photograph in front of roadside memorials. The cute little turd though: Pure me.

Why in the name of Buddha does anyone buy that stupid blue water coloring shit to put in their toilet? The only person you’re fooling is yourself. There is no way to make a toilet clean.

Are you new? Do you even know what people do in those things?

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I have no idea what she was thinking. I know me, and I hate to burst her bubble, but I am the type of person who shits in toilets, so whatever she hoped to accomplish is probably all for naught. Its placebo water at best.

It’s like a hot chick getting her nails done and a super deep tan—guess what fatty? Your still fat—and everyone knows it. You’re not tricking anyone into thinking your hot.

Same thing with your toilet. No mater what color the water in your toilet is—it could be the color of pure sunshine—and everyone still knows you take big greasy craps in it.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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