Sludgey Fudge Factory

Gooey Poo

As this shitty blog draws to a close I swear to Mohammed I am not trying to short change you. There is a turd in that toilet.

One came out of my butt at any rate.

I sure as shit had to wipe my ass. In fact that’s were the majority of that turd ended up. Christ almighty I went through 3 rolls of toilet paper, a bath towel and still had to hop in the shower to get all that goo off me.

My asshole hasn’t been this raw since my grandfather died in 81.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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Next thing you know you won't be able to get a whore, cut her arms and legs off and throw her torso in the local river. Does anyone remember what our forefathers fought and died for?