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Turns out raping that fat chick is a better alternative to stealing some petty bloggers shitty post. Yesterday I was amused by bloggers who put inane copyright notices on their sites. They were worried about having their vapid content being stolen.
That’s equivalent to having an alarm system installed in your home because you were afraid thieves would break into your house to steal the feces out of your toilet. They were worried about problems that didn’t, nay, shouldn’t exist.
They were all like ‘Persuant to statutory laws pertaining to intellectual property…blah blah blah‘.
I was all like ‘No one wants your to steal your shitty inane posts.‘
And they were like right.
Turns out there are turd burglars in the world, waiting to steal worthless blog postings. Listed below are posts on blogs about bloggers who were scorned and actually had content stolen. You can click on the links to learn about their valiant fight for justice or at least their rant for it. But I’d advise against it.
Someone’s panties were in a big brown bunch when the got their shitty guide to setting up an advertising campaign lifted off their blog. What they wrote was something straight out of a Marketing 101 book from a junior college. It wasn’t worth the electrons it was written with, but somehow they felt owed millions of dollars.
According to the Blog Header guy, he ‘literally went ballistic.’ Anyone who unintentionally misuses the word literally, literally has nothing of value to say and cannot have their content stolen.
I call this one, Jim Boykin: Internet Pussy. The link above is to a post about a post. That is, in the post I have linked to above he tells why he removed a post on his site that bad mouthed a guy who stole from him. He says the guy emailed him and said, get this ‘it was a friend’ who did it. Jim Boykin: Internet Pussy buys this, feels as he over reacted and removes the post where he bad outhed the guy. Yet somehow, Jim Boykin: Internet Pussy, feels the need to post a post about why that post was removed.
Hell hath no fury like a menopausal woman copyright infringed. Moderately good news though: the blog aggregator that had been stealing her posts is still stealing her posts but has taken the advertising off them. She claimed victory.
The only silver lining in any of these stories is that the internet got cleaned up a little. Instead of multiple worthless pages with these fucks inane posts, there is only one.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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