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Crapnormous

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and Mohammed. That turd’s so huge I don’t know if its coming or going. A good 4 inches of it is dry docked up against the bowl. And god knows how many inches are snaked through the interior plumbing of my house.

It took some creative lighting, a step stool, someone to spot me and a steady hand, but I was able to get a camera angle on it that shows its massiveocityness. If you look closely, down near the hole you can see the entire continuous turd. Well, actually, no you can’t. You can see the entire continuous turd that is visible. Its so long it disappears into the shadows of my shitter, ending somewhere near the coffee table in the middle of the room that backs up to that bathroom.

I’ve had huge turds before. I’ve had turds lodge themselves through the p-trap of my toilet before. Never have I had one do both. Its like the perfect storm of shitting.

Is there a crapping hall of fame? I’m a shoe-in on the first ballot as soon as I hang up anus.

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