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What A Load Of Tits

You know what I am tired of being made aware of? Breast cancer. Lord almighty, fuck.

We get it. Breast cancer’s bad. Its caused more deaths than everything else combined. 13 out of 10 women over the age of 40 will die from it at least once in their lives. We need to give a ton of money to breast cancer charities so they can race to a cure—even though a ton (radiation therapy, mastectomies, chemotherapy, hormone therapy, biological therapy) already exist.

Give it a rest Susan G. Komen—we’re onto your scam. I thought hunger organizations were pieces of shit feeding off other people’s altruism; they have nothing on this bitch. They’ve been at it for like 25 years—shouldn’t breast cancer be gone by now?

And how much longer are you going to buy into this scam? End it now. I just put up a new resignation letter so you can quit your job and devote more time to this cause. Its time we started making people aware about breast cancer awareness and how it’s a fucking billion dollar industry.

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