porkjerky plogActually, My Shit Don’t Stink
Lee Greenwood, you need to get off your ass and add like 7 new verses to your song. This country just keeps getting better and better.
From: jason@porkjerky.com
I came across a page where you explained and sold Elimina. I was wondering if this is safe for human consumption and would it work on humans?
Thanks,
Jason
From: exoticdiet@verizon.net
Not formulated for human consumption.
From: jason@porkjerky.com
I figured that, my question is will there be any adverse effects of me taking it? Make me grow huge knockers? Give me a rash? Leave me bonerless? Give me kennel cough? Cause butt cancer? Or possibly, work as it is intended on animals?
From: exoticdiet@verizon.net
Harmless to animals …. I would think the same for humans, but not
registered with the FDA for human consumption.
So Elimina hasn’t been approved by the FDA for human consumption. Big deal. With our government’s track record that’s more of an endorsement than a detriment.
The bad news is I couldn’t weasel a free bottle to use on myself or any ad money, but the good news is Elimina is 98% successful in eliminating piss and shit odors from piss and shit. Respectively that is. It makes no claims about removing shit odors from your piss nor piss odors from your shit. However, if that’s your case it might be indicative of a problem a lot more serious than a spray bottle of snake oil can fix.
I’ve said I’ve said it before and I was going to say it again. And now I am. What a truly great time and enlightened society we are living in. 2009 and we are all literally an overnight shipment away from bleached assholes and odorless shit.
Who cares that they never put a man on the moon in my lifetime. My asshole is ghost white and my shit smells like nothing. And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. There ain’t no doubt I love this land. God bless the USA.
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