porkjerky plogPoopus Maximus
This poo defies logic. It knows no bounds. It isn’t governed by the same laws of reason as we are. You can’t stop or control it; you can only hope to contain it.
And my toilet just barely does. Using an officially sanctioned commode, I don’t think its physically possible to make a straight shit longer than that. If you look closely you will see that I actually did crap longer than that, it’s just that the turd was so enormous, in an act of self-preservation, it split off from itself.
Good job Jason.
How did that even come out of my ass? It’s the maximum length my toilet can hold. It’s a perfect bisector of my toilet. It runs the diameter of my toilet water. I’ve had long curvy craps before—ones that snake circularly around my bowl, even had a few that went straight down into the toilet hole and rose up like a pillar from the bottom. But this one is in a class by itself.
I crapped my toilet full. Lengthwise at least.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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