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Eureka

As I was crapping today, racking my brain as to what I was going to write, inspiration about inspiration struck.

When it comes to inspiration, sunsets on tropical islands and newborn babies have nothing on staring at the linoleum while pounding out last night’s dinner.

How many revolutionary ideas have been first conceived while pooping? That’s where Doc Brown first envisioned the flux capacitor. And since it doesn’t make the best story, I am sure there are tons of non-fictional inventions that were first envisioned while someone crapped as well.

Hell, its even were not so revolutionary ideas and decisions are made. What college to go to, whether to divorce a fat spouse, quit a job, rob a bank and what to have for dinner have all been shaped by thoughts that were inspired while people crapped.

Possibly your father pondered whether to marry your mother while he dropped a deuce. I guarantee you someone’s father first decided to ask a woman for her hand in marriage while his was wiping his asshole. You won’t hear that story at a 50th wedding anniversary, but I am pretty sure it has occured.

Now, suppose we didn’t need to shit, would the human race be as advanced as it is today, without all that time we spent just thinking? I don’t know the answer. But its something to think about the next time you have to take a crap.

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