A Winter Cleaning Ditty

My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces
That’s why I love when the weather freezes
Picking up turds
Is for the birds
I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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