porkjerky plogRetardly Awesome
I love, absolutely love the BCS system and will stick you, your fat wife and your children with a prison shank if you even think of saying something remotely derogatory about it.
Like most things I love, its because its so horrible. Those pro-life nuts may be crazy fucks, but they are right, abortion is murder. Which is why I love it. It’s a self-fulfilling act: Anyone who wants to murder their child, shouldn’t have a child and thus should be able to murder their child. It takes care of itself
Same thing with blogs. They are so horrible they are awesome. I don’t want them to end. I love reading about retarded single moms, people in the process of divorce, porn stars who literally choked on too many cocks and all the other shit I would never know about.
The more stupid something is, the more illogical, the more retarded, the more I love it. I swear to Christ I hate retards, but I guarantee you I could spend a whole weekend pissing my self as a spectator at the Special Olympics. I watch the WNBA and anything with the phrase ‘Real World’ in it for the same wrong reasons.
That is why NCAA Division 1 College Football is awesome. It’s like the exact opposite of figure skating. Figure skating is almost purely a subjective competition. It has essentially a well structured rating system to help make it objective and thus determine a winner. Sure, if some bitch crashes face first into a face off circle its an automatic deduction of a specific amount of points. But if neither she nor anyone else does, how can anyone tell the winner? No skater can hit a walk off homerun; no skater can make a buzzer beater shot, no skater truly knows at the end of their performance how they fared. They have to wait to be subjectively judged.
Individual games of football on the other hand, have the most objective scoring system: Take the ball into the end zone—6 points for a touchdown, kick it through the uprights, 3 points for a field goal, tackle the opposing team with the ball in their endzone, safety 2 points. Nobody’s getting deductions for getting sacked, or incomplete passes or fumbles. No one is judging style or metting out points for creativity. There is no compulsorily plays each team has to run. No East German judge (fuck I’m old) is screwing up the score.
Football’s scoring system is well defined and scoring acts are easily identified.
That’s on an individual game level though. On a national championship level though, it’s a figure skating competition. These stupid NCAA Division 1 fuck took an inherently objective sport and turned into a subjective competition. You’ve got coaches and journalists and computers deciding something that could easily be determined through the games themselves. But no, its not done that way.
That’s awesome in my book and I never want the BCS to end. It’s so stupidly beautiful.
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