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Now, I’m not here to pass judgement on anyone, but jesus fucking christ almighty there are a lot of fucking idiots who should die painful deaths out there.
Its December 2009, the regular season for baseball ended in early October. The World Series ended about a month ago. All the awards have been given out for the 2009 season. I, like any normal person, stopped caring about baseball a little over 223 months ago. Let it fucking die for a while, please.
No can do. There borderline obsessive compulsive, girlfriendless losers out there with blogs who just can’t get enough. Did I mention borderline obsessive compulsive? Yeah, that’s what made The Baseball Opinion Blog stand out and win this Wheneverly Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award. Kudos boring psycho.
Today alone, there are 2 posts about baseball. December 2, 2009. I checked mlb.com and there are no games scheduled for today, the rest of the week, month nor year. Yet, 2 blogworthy events occurred today in the baseball world according to that shitty blog.
Its amazing how we can entertain ourselves with the mundane. And baseball is the king of mundane. Remember when sports were meant to be played? I barely do. Granted, baseball was as boring as watching retarded flies fucking on drying paint, but at least there was some semblance of action there.
These fat motherfuckers today get hard-ons for administrative information: Somebody’s getting paid this much. Somebody’s going to this team. This team will get to pick first in a draft and here’s what they should do. The general manager—head of team administration—might leave the team. Blah blah boring blah.
Its one thing to actually pay attention to this bullshit, but to actually sit down daily, sometimes multiple times per day, and write about it is another. The god damn sport isn’t even in season and this blog has had 5 posts in the last week. You’re as big a figurative loser as you are physically.
The Baseball Opinion Blog, a baseball blog that’s being updated multiple times per day in December. Congratulations, you win a Porkjerky.com Randomly Given Shitty Blog Award. However, at life, you lose.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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