porkjerky plogMore Toilets Than You Can Shake Your Ass At
3 tops right? Maybe 5. Well, there’s California and they probably have some hippie faggot rules to limit how much water they can use, so 7. That’s seems right. Then just for a margin of error, lets multiply that by 1.5 and round up. So 11.
At most, in the United States I am guessing there are 11 different models of commodes for us to buy. Doesn’t seem reasonable, 3 seems reasonable, but 11 seems probable.
A shitters is a shitter is a shitter right?
No. No. No. No.
You think when Applebees wants to open a new restaurant it looks at a map and goes—’Well there’s a Chili’s 4 blocks south, a Ruby Tuesday’s within 2 miles, they are currently building a TGI Friday’s catty-corner to the location we are looking at, and since, well we are all the same god damn restaurant anyway, we should probably scout out a different location.’?
Hell no. They build that cocksucker because it’s their civic duty to give people yet another option as to where they eat crappy wings and drink shitty beer. Somehow, in their mind and marketing plans, they are going to do it significantly better and people will clamor specifically for their crappy wings and shitty beer, despite the actual indistinguishability between them and everyone else.
Capitalism at its finest.
Turns out the commode industry is the same way. Tons of choices in a market that no one really gives a shit about. How many people do you know who poor over crapper catalogs trying to compare models to find out the best one for them? How many people search Consumer Reports to find the best shitter on the market? Are there tons of people who can’t wait for October of every year so they can see what the next year’s commode models are going to be?
Yet somehow there are still a shit-ton of choices in the crapper department.
The Kohler website lists 113 different types of toilets. And that’s just the white ones. There’s 35 others in varying shades. 148 different fucking toilets available from just 1 manufacturer. In second place is American Standard which lists 109 different types of commodes. That’s over 250 toilets between them.
Really?
That means at some point, when Kohler was sitting on 147 commodes and American Standard was at 108, executives looked over their offerings, then each other and went ’You know, it’s just not complete. Sure 147/108 toilets is a lot, but is it enough? I really think we need to offer one more type of toilet. Its what the people want. ‘
Somewhere, somehow that conversation had to have taken place. Worse yet, someone agreed with them.
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