porkjerky plogLaziness Rewarded
Its finally here. Todays the day.
Its that special time of year again. The time when lazy fucks all around the country stay in their recliners and give thanks for the holiday season that is upon us. Today is their favorite holiday.
That’s right, Thanksgiving marks the day when their sloth and apathy finally get swept under the carpet. The 4th Thursday in November is the day they and their neighbors have been waiting for.
Today is the day their white trash house decorations get lapped by the calendar. They persevered through spring. They were able to ignore them through the summer. Fall came and they headed down the home stretch. They knew it wouldn’t be too much longer. The end was in sight, they could make it.
Now finally, just as they had planned, Thanksgiving is upon us and the made it. Pretending all year they weren’t there and not taking down last year’s Christmas decorations has finally paid off.
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