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The Disgusting Truth About Disgusting Porn Blogs

One of the most common blogs I am finding is the porn site marketing blog. Back in the olden days of 1997, all you needed was a url and some sluts to start a porn site that made money. Pimping was easy.

Then it went all 9/11 (that’s a new idiom I am trying out, it means ‘everything changed’. Like Iraq, it has nothing to do with the actual 11th of September attacks on the United States. For example, ‘Some girls will go all 9/11 on you when you get married: they stop sucking your dick, they get fat and even turn into raging bitches. Everything just changes.’).

Back to porn.

After awhile, like everything else, it became a commodity and a numbers game. Everyone and their drunken sister started cranking out porn sites trying to make a buck.

Then it fractured into niches. It wasn’t good enough just to have girls 18 years and 1 day old. Big busted lesbians alone wouldn’t cut it. You needed to make your own segment. The porn world was beginning to get carved up, competition was moving in and simply supplying generic porn would no longer cut it. To stay competitive you needed to corner the market on fat chicks with crew cuts. Or black chicks on their periods with buckteeth. Or transsexual midgets getting hot carls.

Vanilla still sold, but not if you were just getting into the game. Today, if you want to get into the porn racket its actual work. You can’t just make piss drinking porn, post some pictures on the net and expect to rake in the cash. You have to funnel traffic to your doorstep.

Enter the porn site marketing blog.

Specifically, enter the Toilet Bowl Bitches Blog, winner of the .89th Annual Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award. Its essentially one of those guys who stand outside strip clubs trying to entice passerbys to come on inside. It’s a promotional item. Of course, where as the guy outside the titty bar is trying to get you to pay to look at mediocrely hot chicks grinding against poles, the Toilet Bowl Bitches Blog is trying to get you to pay to look at mediocrely hot chicks licking toilets.

Yeah, pardon the expression, but I shit you not.

Check it out for yourself. Of course if licking toilets isn’t your cup of piss, they have that too. As well as chicks getting swirlies, being sodomized by plungers, licking their own piss of the floor and wearing toilet seats as they engage in various sex acts.

Now here’s where it gets disgusting: it’s a porn site marketing blog. It makes these posts, throws up a picture of a skank with a cock in her ass and her face in the toilet and then writes about how that picture along with a ton of others are on some other website. The blog exists not because some guy is huge fan of swirlie porn and does this out of the kindness of his heart, but because some company is trying to drive traffic to its pay site. Its a shill site.

And so, for their disgusting attempt to market something so pure as licking toilets, the Toilet Bowl Bitches Blog is today’s winner of a Randomly Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award.

For shame ladies, for shame.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.