porkjerky plogNo Harm In Asking
Whenever I hear someone say ‘Well, there was no harm in asking.’, I immediately kick them in the balls, poke them in the eyes, steal their wallet, shit on them, decapitate their pets and sodomize to death everyone who claims to be their friend or family.
Usually, as they are writhing in pain, begging me and god for mercy; they just think that I am an asshole. Never do they correlate the fact that they asked some stupid question with the harm they just experienced.
Some day my wit and genius will be understood, appreciated and celebrated. Until then, I will just placate myself with the misery of others.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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