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Think Of, And Stalk, The Children

One one hand, as a fan of all things legal and immoral, I totally love The Celebrity Baby Blog. On the other hand….no, wait. There’s no other hand, The Celebrity Baby Blog is awesome through and through.

It quite literally is based on the idea that you can exploit children for a dollar. And not just any children—other people’s. Genius.

Hey, if Angelina Jolie’s kids didn’t want to be photographed and put on a shitty blog every time they go into public, then they should have thought of that before they let themselves get adopted from those 3rd world orphanages. They essentially asked to be stalked.

This blog is the female equivalent of overweight transsexual scat porn. On the surface its horrible that anyone would think to create it. But then you realize, they aren’t doing this as a hobby or as a charity or as part of their probation. They are doing it to make money—and they are. If no one gave them a nickel for what they were doing they’d quit doing it. But the paying public is essentially asking for fat she-males covered in shit and for a blog about information on movie stars’ kids.

That blog and that type of pornography are natural, unavoidable outcomes of the America we have created.

Best of all is the blog isn’t just some nutcase in Hollywood with a camera posting random pics to blogspot. No, its part of People Magazine both of which are owned by Time Inc.. Its part of an international media conglomerate.

The Celebrity Baby Blog is an actual business. It has employees. It hires photographers to take pictures of kids to exploit. Writers who write exploiting blog posts. Editors and layout artists who finalize and publish the pictures and stories exploiting kids. There’s probably an accounting department, a sales team, human resources, secretaries, I.T. and everything else that goes with every typical business.

Oh and it has lawyers. I know that. The fucking site has a privacy policy. That’s the height of obliviously incredulous. They want to allay any fears that I have about my personal information being used by their them for nefarious purposes. Delicious.

Here these fuckers are, waiting for children under 6 to go into public to get frozen yogurt so they can photograph, detail and post their excursions to their blog for the world to see. Yet they think a web page listing their privacy policy will instill confidence in their ethical behavior. What a stand up organization.

From idea to implementation everything about the The Celebrity Baby Blog is the best thing to happen to kids since late term abortion.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.