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Pathetic Revenge Made Easy

This is why the internet rocks my balls off. No longer do you have to go through the trouble of owning or taking by gunpoint a mass media outlet if you want to smear someone’s name. Our lives have become so efficient, so advanced that within seconds, from our own homes, we can take our pathetic, petty little squabbles and label someone, anyone a pedophile with little and no evidence to back it up.

And it will stick.

Try it, google ‘Serge Benvenuti’.

The second link you get is the winner of this Infrequently Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award. Don’t let the name of The Pedophile Alert Blog fool you. It has only one purpose–to defame Serge Benvenuti. There are only 2 posts, neither of which have anything to do with an arrested, much less convicted sex offender.

Its really quite beautiful. Its such a transparent, horrible ‘fuck you’, you really have to feel embarrassed for the guy who put it up.

Have you ever seen an argument where there’s a witty guy and an idiot guy putting each other down? The idiot will call the witty guy a piece of shit. The witty guy will say something like ‘I certainly hope you wash out that filthy mouth of yours before you head to the rest area tonight and start sucking trucker cock for $10 a pop.’ And the idiot guy stands there, stammers, then thinks of the wittiest thing he can say, which ends up being ‘Fuck you’.

That’s what the Pedophile Alert Blog is. It’s an idiot’s horrible attempt to get back at someone. I can’t definitively say who, but if you check out 5th result in your ‘Serge Benvenuti it will give you some insight.

Again, Blogger, for making such petty vindictiveness so easy, god bless you. And The Pedophilia Alert blog, congratulations, you truly are a shining example of a Porkjerky.com Intermittent Shitty Blog Award Winner.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.