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Well that’s why.
In embracing the shitfucks of the world and starting my Blogger blog, I came to understand why everyone has ads on their blogs and thinks they can make a crapton of money from them: Because Blogger makes it simple and tells them they can. There’s no conflict of interest there. If an organization (Blogger) which is owned by another organization that sells advertising (Google) tells you you can make a bunch of money by signing up for a blog and displaying ads on it, then I would definitely listen to them and sell out even my unborn, 6-month old zygote niece for the opportunity.
It actually makes sense. It’s still shitty and wrong, but understandable, even intelligent on their part. Google makes money on internet advertising. Google owns Blogger. Blogger lets people create blogs and convinces them that if they display the ads from which Google makes money, they will become rich because of their blog.
Nothing wrong with exploiting idiots. That’s the essence of our economy.
When you sign up to create your anti-Blogger Blogger blog, as per my instructions for doing so, you will see a tool bar on the dashboard. There are four tabs, the last of which is labeled ‘Monetize’. So, once you sign up for a Blogger blog, it literally takes 2 clicks to get ads on your blog.
They make it 10 times easier to put ads on the fucking thing than create a post. Granted, more often than not the ads are a lot more well-written and intriguing than 99% of the posts that show up on blogs.
Well, mystery solved. And be sure to sign up for your Blogger Blog today and start earning the literally bajillions of dollars you’ve been mislead to believe you’re due.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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